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  • From: Shoshanna Walker <rosewalk AT concentric.net>
  • To: Biblical Hebrew <b-hebrew AT franklin.oit.unc.edu>
  • Subject: Boker tov - Second day of Channukah - Unorthodox Channukah Quiz
  • Date: Tue, 11 Dec 2001 09:48:08 -0500



Original-From: "rubin" <rubin AT panama.c-com.net>


1. Chanukah is known as

a. The Festival of Lights
b. The Holiday of Rededication
c. The Jewish Christmas
d. The Yiddish Ramadan

2. The heroes of the holiday of Chanukah lived in

a. Ancient Palestine
b. Ancient Israel
c. The Occupied Territories
d. The Liberated Territories
e. A three floor walk-up in Brooklyn

3. The Jews of the time of the first Chanukah worshipped

a. At the Holy Temple in Jerusalem
b. At a less holy temple about ten miles west of Jerusalem
c. Wherever they could get High Holiday tickets
d. All of the above...except b. and c.

4. Suddenly, a new, cruel leader (what else is new?) came to power in
Syria, whose name was

a. Hafiz al-Assad
b. Yassir Arafat
c. Antiochus
d. Antisemite
e. Antibody

5. This evil leader abruptly commanded the Jews of his kingdom to

a. Eat pig
b. Eat at McDonald's
c. Eat everything on their plates
d. Become idol worshippers
e. Collect Pokeman cards

6. There arose a brave elder among the Jewish people who helped
to lead a revolt against the Syrians, whose name was

a. Mattathias
b. Mattityahu
c. Matthew
d. Mendive the Poet
e. Merwin
f. Mud ( His name would have been Mud had he lost)

7. Mattityahu (what a relief-that's the answer to # 6) had sons by
the names of

a. Groucho, Chico, Harpo, Zeppo and Gummo
b. Huey, Dewey and Louis
c. Jacob, Joey, Jeremy and Christopher (his wife became less traditional as
she grew older)
d. None of the above


8. The last name of this glorious family was

a. Marx (see #7a)
b. Duck (see #7b)
c. Abu ben Amir (it wasn't easy to be a Jew in those days)
d. Smythe (it's not easy today)
e. Maccabee

9. The town in which the heroic family lived was

a. Modin
b. Mahwah
c. Crown Heights
d. Farfallen Heights
e. No Place, Tenneesee
f. Park Place near Boardwalk

10. The name "Maccabee" (you wait long enough, you get most of
the answers) translates to mean

a. "May the Lord be with us, 'caus, if He's not, we're in big trouble"
b. "Son of a Star"
c. "Son of a Gun"
d. "Nails," because the Maccabees nailed the Syrian army

11. Where did the Jews fight the Syrians?

a. At Entebbe
b. At Natanya
c. Through thick and thin
d. With blood, sweat and tears
e. Pearl Harbor
f. 42nd Street and Broadway

12. After many long and agonizing battles, the Jews defeated their
oppressors. The final score of the war was

a. Maccabees 9, Syrians 2
b. Maccabees 613, Syrians 0
c. Maccabees 11, Maccabees 1

13. In order to purify the Holy Temple, the Jews had to

a. Get a good cleaning person who would do floors
b. Get a good cleaning person who would do walls and windows too (now
that's a miracle!)
c. Get rid of the chazar-fleisch
d. Get some lamp oil

14. The oil the Maccabees found was sufficient for only

a. One day
b. Seven days
c. Seven days in Israel, eight in the Diaspora (go figure)

15 But there was a great miracle, as the oil used for resanctifying the
Temple ended up lasting

a. Until it needed an oil change
b. Twelve days
c. Twelve days, but for you, eight days

16. Hannah was a heroine of the first Chanukah, who had

a. Five daughters
b. No, it was Tevye the Fiddler who had five daughters
c. Seven sons
d. Six sons
e. Five sons
f. Four sons and Leroy

17. One of the great coincidences of history is that:

a. Chanukah begins on the 25th day of the Hebrew month Kislev, and
Christmas takes place on the 25th day of the Julian month of December
b. Chanukah and charoset (from Passover) both start with "ch"
c. Charlie Brown starts with a "ch"
d. Chop Suey starts with a "ch"

18. Among the Talmudic rulings on this holiday is that:

a. The lamp must be lit at sunset
b. The lamp should be placed outside the entrance of one's house
c. The lamp should be set on a window nearest the street
d. Your fire insurance should be paid up every year by the beginning of
Kislev
e. Chanukah used to be the day before Tu B'Shvat but the rabbis moved it to
avoid forest fires

19. Jewish women are obligated to also kindle the Chanukah lamp because..

a. They were included in the miracle, according to Tractate Shabbat,
b. They were threatening to picket the Holy Temple according to the to
feminist magazine Lilith, page 21

20. One of the major debates in the Talmud involves:

a. The House of Shammai suggesting that we light eight lights on the first
night of Chanukah, and then one less each following night and
The House of Hillel suggesting that we light one light on the first
night, and then one more each following night
b. The House of Rubin the Elder suggesting that we drink some 7UP or
seltzer water after devouring too many greasy latkes

21. Because Chanukah is considered such a joyous holiday, Jews are

a. Forbidden to eulogize the dead
b. Forbidden to fast
c. Forbidden to cover their neighbor's Christmas lights, especially since
the concept was taken from the holiday lights of Chanukah, anyway

22. The special Al-Hanissim prayer is added to religious services and the
Grace After Meals during the eight days of Chanukah. It translates as:

a. "Thanks for the Miracles."
b. "Thanks for the Memories"
( Yes, Bob Hope actually entertained the Maccabean troops)

23. According to the Encyclopedia Judaica, there were many communities in
the Middle Ages where Jewish women were forbidden to work while the Chanukah
lights were burning. This reportedly led many rabbis of the era to:

a. Move to another community that followed a different custom
b. Push for a one or two day Chanukah
c. Use far less oil in their lamps
d. Re-write the stupid rules.
e. Marry a gentile wife

24. A long-accepted tradition of Jews around the world is for the parents to
give their children:

a. Chanukah gelt (money), over the eight days of the holiday
b. Jewish guilt (often over money), over the twelve months until the next
Chanukah

25. On the holiday of Chanukah, millions of Jews all over the world

a. Spin the dreidel
b. Hang the mistletoe
c. Book a cruise for Easter
d. Decorate a Chanukah Bush
e. Look for Arafat's new address.

...researched by rubin




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