[permaculture] FW: Scientists Discover New Element, the Heaviest Yet Known to Science: Governmentium

Darren Doherty darren at permaculture.biz
Sun Dec 21 15:18:44 EST 2008


I couldn't resist distribution of this important new discovery...though most
of us were already aware of its existence....

All the best for 2009 and beyond....

Darren Doherty

Subject: Scientists Discover New Element, the Heaviest Yet Known to Science:
> Scientists Discover New Element, the Heaviest Yet Known to Science:
> Governmentium
> The following report on a major scientific discovery is making the
> rounds on the 'net. The original author is unknown, so we don't know
> who to credit for this, but it was most likely written by someone
> working for the government while ON the government clock!
> Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element
> yet known to science.
> The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant
> neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons,
> giving it an atomic mass of 312.
> These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which
> are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called
> peons.
> Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be
> detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into
> contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that
> would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years
> to complete.
> Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2- 6 years. It does not decay,
> but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the
> assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.
> In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since
> each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming
> isodopes.
> This characteristic of morons promotion leads some scientists to
> believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical
> concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical
> morass.
> When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an
> element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it
> has half as many peons but twice as many morons.
> I found this piece at:
> --
> Tom Regnier
> Columbia Law School
> LL.M. Candidate, 2009

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