[monkeywire] In That Tucked Tail, Real Pangs of Regret?

Josh Greenman josh.greenman at gmail.com
Mon Jun 1 18:36:31 EDT 2009


http://www.nytimes.com/2009/06/02/science/02tier.html?src=twr&pagewanted=print

June 2, 2009

In That Tucked Tail, Real Pangs of Regret?

By John Tierney

If you own a dog, especially a dog that has anointed your favorite
rug, you know that an animal is capable of apologizing. He can whimper
and slouch and tuck his tail and look positively mortified — “I don’t
know what possessed me.” But is he really feeling sorry?

Could any animal feel true pangs of regret? Scientists once scorned
this notion as silly anthropomorphism, and I used to side with the
skeptics who dismissed these displays of contrition as variations of
crocodile tears. Animals seemed too in-the-moment, too busy chasing
the next meal, to indulge in much self-recrimination. If old animals
had a song, it would be “My Way.”

Yet as new reports keep appearing — moping coyotes, rueful monkeys,
tigers that cover their eyes in remorse, chimpanzees that second-guess
their choices — the more I wonder if animals do indulge in a little
paw-wringing.

Your dog may not share Hamlet’s dithering melancholia, but he might
have something in common with Woody Allen.

The latest data comes from brain scans of monkeys trying to win a
large prize of juice by guessing where it was hidden. When the monkeys
picked wrongly and were shown the location of the prize, the neurons
in their brain clearly registered what might have been, according to
the Duke University neurobiologists who recently reported the
experiment in Science.

“This is the first evidence that monkeys, like people, have
‘would-have, could-have, should-have’ thoughts,” said Ben Hayden, one
of the researchers. Another of the authors, Michael Platt, noted that
the monkeys reacted to their losses by shifting their subsequent
guesses, just like humans who respond to a missed opportunity by
shifting strategy.

“I can well imagine that regret would be highly advantageous
evolutionarily, so long as one doesn’t obsess over it, as in
depression,” Dr. Platt said. “A monkey lacking in regret might act
like a psychopath or a simian Don Quixote.”

In earlier experiments, both chimpanzees and monkeys that traded
tokens for cucumbers responded negatively once they saw that other
animals were getting a tastier treat — grapes — for the same price.
They made angry sounds and sometimes flung away the cucumbers or their
tokens, reported Sarah Brosnan, a psychologist at Georgia State
University.

“I think animals do experience regret, as defined as the recognition
of a missed opportunity,” Dr. Brosnan said. “In the wild, these
abilities may help them to recognize when they should forage in
different areas or find a different cooperative partner who will share
the spoils more equitably.”

No one knows, of course, exactly how this sense of regret affects an
animal emotionally. When we see a dog slouching and bowing, we like to
assume he’s suffering the way we do after a faux pas, but maybe he’s
just sending a useful signal: I messed up.

“It’s possible that this kind of social signal in animals could have
evolved without the conscious experience of regret,” said Sam Gosling,
a psychologist at the University of Texas, Austin. “But it seems more
plausible that there is some kind of conscious experience even if it’s
not the same kind of thing that you or I feel.”

Marc Bekoff, a behavioral ecologist at the University of Colorado,
says he’s convinced that animals feel emotional pain for their
mistakes and missed opportunities. In “Wild Justice,” a new book he
wrote with the philosopher Jessica Pierce, Dr. Bekoff reports on
thousands of hours of observation of coyotes in the wild as well as
free-running domesticated dogs.

When a coyote recoiled after being bitten too hard while playing, the
offending coyote would promptly bow to acknowledge the mistake, Dr.
Bekoff said. If a coyote was shunned for playing unfairly, he would
slouch around with his ears slightly back, head cocked and tail down,
tentatively approaching and then withdrawing from the other animals.
Dr. Bekoff said the apologetic coyotes reminded him of the unpopular
animals skulking at the perimeter of a dog park.

“These animals are not as emotionally sophisticated as humans, but
they have to know what’s right and wrong because it’s the only way
their social groups can work,” he said. “Regret is essential,
especially in the wild. Humans are very forgiving to their pets, but
if a coyote in the wild gets a reputation as a cheater, he’s ignored
or ostracized, and he ends up leaving the group.” Once the coyote is
on his own, Dr. Bekoff discovered, the coyote’s risk of dying young
rises fourfold.

If our pets realize what soft touches we are, perhaps their regret is
mostly just performance art to sucker us. But I like to think that
some of the ruefulness is real, and that researchers will one day
compile a list of the Top 10 Pet Regrets. (You can make nominations at
TierneyLab, at nytimes.com/tierneylab.) At the very least, I’d like to
see researchers tackle a few of the great unanswered questions:

When you’re playing fetch with a dog, how much regret does he suffer
when he gives you back the ball? As much as when he ends the game by
hanging on to the ball?

Do animal vandals feel any moral qualms? After seeing rugs, suitcases
and furniture destroyed by my pets, I’m not convinced that evolution
has endowed animals with any reliable sense of property rights. But
I’m heartened by Eugene Linden’s stories of contrite vandals in his
book on animal behavior, “The Parrot’s Lament.”

He tells of a young tiger that, after tearing up all the newly planted
trees at a California animal park, covered his eyes with his paws when
the zookeeper arrived. And there were the female chimpanzees at the
Tulsa Zoo that took advantage of a renovation project to steal the
painters’ supplies, don gloves and paint their babies solid white.
When confronted by their furious keeper, the mothers scurried away,
then returned with peace offerings and paint-free babies.

How awkward is the King Kong Syndrome? Both male and female gorillas
have become so fond of their human keepers that they’ve made sexual
overtures — one even took to dragging his keeper by her hair. After
the inevitable rebuff, do they regret ruining a beautiful friendship?

Do pet cats ever regret anything?



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