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[MSAR] Dallas Air Controller

From: BRENDADURHAM5@aol.com
To: msar-riders@lists.ibiblio.org, OHMRLTCG3@aim.com
Subject: [MSAR] Dallas Air Controller
Date: Sun, 23 Apr 2006 05:06:55 EDT

Dallas Air Controller
Dallas ATC:
Tower to Saudi Air 911--You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R."
Saudi Air:
"Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R -
Allah be Praised !!"

Dallas ATC
"Tower to Iran Air 711--You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R."
Iran Air:
"Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R. -Allah
is Great !!"
Pause: Static.............

Saudi Air:
"DALLAS ATC! DALLAS ATC!!!"

Dallas ATC:
"Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"

Saudi Air:
"YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE
DIRECTIONS!!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE!!! INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!

Dallas ATC:
Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us
--ya hear?.

Moral: (DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS ! )

[MSAR] Dallas Air Controller, BRENDADURHAM5, 04/23/2006