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- From: Carol Moss <mossgathers AT gmail.com>
- To: market-farming AT lists.ibiblio.org
- Subject: [Market-farming] too funny
- Date: Fri, 28 May 2010 19:15:18 -0500
I just saw this posted at Backwoods Home and thought this list would enjoy it:
"I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the agent.
"Well," replied the rancher, "there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week plus free room and board. Then there's the half-wit. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally."
"That's the guy I want to talk to—the half-wit," said the agent.
"That would be me," replied the rancher.
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[Market-farming] too funny,
Carol Moss, 05/28/2010
- Re: [Market-farming] too funny, Marie Kamphefner, 05/29/2010
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