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[Steven Champeon <schampeo AT hesketh.com>]

on Thu, Feb 02, 2006 at 01:52:52PM -0500, dave.m.parker AT gsk.com wrote:
> > Scene 1: An old lady shows up at the local sheriff's office to 
> > report something unusual. Her visits are regular, and the sheriff 
> > deals with it by putting a life-size cardboard cutout of himself in 
> > his chair, with the head on a spring, nodding and smiling while the 
> > old lady rants about whatever. 

This brought me to mind of "The Russians Are Coming, The Russians Are
Coming", but it's been a while since I saw it. It was set in New England,
featured an accidental grounding of a Russian nuclear sub and the result
was a complete freakout on behalf of the town's residents. But I don't
remember that scene. So YMMV.

> > Scene 3: A guy (someone's dad) gives out apples for Halloween. He 
> > drops one in a kid's bag and the kid yells, "You just broke my 
> > cookie, you big ape!" (Or ox. Or something like that.) (This might 
> > be a John Hughes movie--I'm not sure.) 

Sounds familiar, but again, no help. Sorry. 

OTOH, it did lead me to this, which is a bit early for a dose of Friday
surrealism, but what the heck.

 http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=1002526

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