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[Michael S Czeiszperger <czei AT webperformanceinc.com>]

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Starting around January 11th, 1999, I began receiving a number of very 
strange 
phone calls at work. Typically, the phone would ring around nine o'clock in 
the morning. I would answer it with my usual greeting: "Web Design, this is 
Jeff". 

What usually followed was weird gibberish, animal noises, shrieking, 
laughter, 
or a combination of all four. At first, we all thought it was most likely 
some stupid kid. We were all pretty busy, and didn't give the calls much 
thought.
 
After several of these bizarre calls, whoever it was began to have actual 
conversations with me. He never identified himself, but it was apparent by 
the sound of his voice that this was no little kid. This was a grown man, 
probably in his forties or fifties, who was quite likely completely insane. 
By the manner in which he spoke, he also seemed to be intoxicated most of the 
times he called. The general consensus around the office is that he is 
probably a bum who is just getting his kicks by calling here. 
He has become slightly more cordial each time he's called; sometimes he will 
even say he is simply "checking in" to see how we're doing. Sometimes he 
remains polite, yet nothing he says makes any sense whatsoever. He usually 
says something about Jack Webb a few times, and then goes off on some weird 
tangent (or two or three or four). 

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Michael Czeiszperger
Web Performance Inc.
Raleigh, NC
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