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[Andy Naylor <anaylor AT nc.rr.com>]

Should I bring my own spoon , needle, length of surgical hose, and "Hi, My 
name is:" tag?

Joe Komenda wrote:

> Ladies and Gents, I believe we have a mission statement...
>
> Beautiful.
> Joe K
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "David R. Matusiak" <matusiak AT hotmail.com>
>
> To: "InterNetWorkers" <internetworkers AT franklin.oit.unc.edu>
> Sent: Wednesday, April 04, 2001 3:30 PM
> Subject: [internetworkers] Re: Jobs, Job security, and how to prepare for
> InterNetWorkerization
>
> > Diana --
> >
> > the process is relatively painless and takes just over two hours. please
> be
> > prepared to provide us with a blood sample and most definitely a urine
> > sample. also, we suggest not eating or drinking anything for the 24 hours
> > preceeding the event. this aids with the dissemination of the
> > pharmaceuticals that will be administered to you intravenously. i
> certainly
> > hope you are not afraid of needles.
> >
> > once you come to, you may or may not experience pain. it depends on how
> the
> > food is at this flying saucer place. i would recommend trying to remain
> > conscious for as much of the procedure as possible. others have complained
> > of discomfort before, but they were relatively easy to silence (in their
> > highly sedated state).
> >
> > if you do beat the odds and survive without any noticeable defects, then
> you
> > will most certainly emerge as a shining, radiant visage of what you once
> > were. friends and family will exclaim "you look FABULOUS!" you will either
> > be promoted or simply get a new, better job. animals will no longer feign
> > death at your presence. and the stars will align to make your car warm up
> > quicker in the morning.
> >
> > next thing you know, you could wind up on the front page of a magazine or
> > news-type publication for your outstanding outstandingness. surely you
> will
> > be raking in the big bank at this point. however, market forces and
> ecomony
> > gremlins might land you right back in the same boat you are in now.
> >
> > whatever the outcome, it will be an experience. and you know what?
> >
> > this big 'ol journey all begins with one brave step.
> >
> > see you tomorrow.
> > dave m. ;)
> > http://www.ibiblio.org/matusiak
> >
> > From: "Diana Duncan" <art2mis AT nc.rr.com>
> > To: "InterNetWorkers" <internetworkers AT franklin.oit.unc.edu>
> > Subject: [internetworkers] Re: Jobs and Job security
> > Date: Wed, 4 Apr 2001 18:04:11 -0400
> >
> > You don't need an Oracle DBA or developer, do you?
> >
> > ...I'm yet another dot-com casualty...
> >
> > By the way, I'm planning on coming to the shindig tomorrow for the first
> > time.  Anyone want to clue me in on how they work?
> >
> > Thanks,
> > Diana
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