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["Joe Komenda" <joe AT komejo.com>]

Ladies and Gents, I believe we have a mission statement...

Beautiful.
Joe K

----- Original Message -----
From: "David R. Matusiak" <matusiak AT hotmail.com>

To: "InterNetWorkers" <internetworkers AT franklin.oit.unc.edu>
Sent: Wednesday, April 04, 2001 3:30 PM
Subject: [internetworkers] Re: Jobs, Job security, and how to prepare for
InterNetWorkerization


> Diana --
>
> the process is relatively painless and takes just over two hours. please
be
> prepared to provide us with a blood sample and most definitely a urine
> sample. also, we suggest not eating or drinking anything for the 24 hours
> preceeding the event. this aids with the dissemination of the
> pharmaceuticals that will be administered to you intravenously. i
certainly
> hope you are not afraid of needles.
>
> once you come to, you may or may not experience pain. it depends on how
the
> food is at this flying saucer place. i would recommend trying to remain
> conscious for as much of the procedure as possible. others have complained
> of discomfort before, but they were relatively easy to silence (in their
> highly sedated state).
>
> if you do beat the odds and survive without any noticeable defects, then
you
> will most certainly emerge as a shining, radiant visage of what you once
> were. friends and family will exclaim "you look FABULOUS!" you will either
> be promoted or simply get a new, better job. animals will no longer feign
> death at your presence. and the stars will align to make your car warm up
> quicker in the morning.
>
> next thing you know, you could wind up on the front page of a magazine or
> news-type publication for your outstanding outstandingness. surely you
will
> be raking in the big bank at this point. however, market forces and
ecomony
> gremlins might land you right back in the same boat you are in now.
>
> whatever the outcome, it will be an experience. and you know what?
>
> this big 'ol journey all begins with one brave step.
>
> see you tomorrow.
> dave m. ;)
> http://www.ibiblio.org/matusiak
>
> From: "Diana Duncan" <art2mis AT nc.rr.com>
> To: "InterNetWorkers" <internetworkers AT franklin.oit.unc.edu>
> Subject: [internetworkers] Re: Jobs and Job security
> Date: Wed, 4 Apr 2001 18:04:11 -0400
>
> You don't need an Oracle DBA or developer, do you?
>
> ...I'm yet another dot-com casualty...
>
> By the way, I'm planning on coming to the shindig tomorrow for the first
> time.  Anyone want to clue me in on how they work?
>
> Thanks,
> Diana
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