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  • From: Clansgian AT wmconnect.com
  • To: homestead AT lists.ibiblio.org
  • Subject: Re: [Homestead] I know I can't be a Yankee..
  • Date: Tue, 4 Nov 2008 17:33:42 EST



> >Y'all know *everything* is bigger in Texas, even the liars
> and idiots we turn out.

At an interstate produce fair, a upsate farmer was very proudly polishing up
his biggest watermelon when a farmer from Tennessee happened by and
commented,
"Why did you pick that peach before it was ripe?"

Before the upstate farmer could remonstrate, a Texas farmer came by and said,
"Would you look at that! A green raisin!"






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