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[Clansgian AT wmconnect.com]

> >Y'all know *everything* is bigger in Texas, even the liars 
> and idiots we turn out.

At an interstate produce fair, a upsate farmer was very proudly polishing up 
his biggest watermelon when a farmer from Tennessee happened by and 
commented, 
"Why did you pick that peach before it was ripe?"

Before the upstate farmer could remonstrate, a Texas farmer came by and said, 
"Would you look at that!  A green raisin!"