chapel hill's electronic monthly

[Isaac Trogdon <isaact@email.unc.edu>]

*************************TONIGHT, 10pm til 2am***************************
We stand at the monthly threshold of history, the ludichris salt lick of
enlightenment unattainable within the liberal paradigm of social
justice. Fools and fauna rejoice: it's resident's night at DYSSEMBLER!!!
featuring djs:
Holy Fuck!!
April Fool!!!!
Foam Party!!!!!!
Come on down to Henry's Bistro, located at 403 W. Rosemary St. in glorious
Chapel Hill, for a celebration of the resurrection (of acid bliss washes
and black acid washed jeans). Get your beer on for $0.15 per fluid ounce,
and the meek shall inherit no admission fee. Grimey!!