Biblical Hebrew Forum

["Dave Washburn" <dwashbur AT nyx.net>]

> >
> >IT WAS HANUKKAH AND THE PEOPLE IN THE TINY
> >VILLAGE WERE IN FEAR OF NOT HAVING ANY LATKES BECAUSE
> >THEY HAD RUN OUT OF FLOUR.
> >RUDOLPH THE RABBI WAS CALLED UPON TO HELP SOLVE
> >THE PROBLEM.
> >
> >HE SAID, "DON'T WORRY, YOU CAN SUBSTITUTE
> >MATZO MEAL FOR THE FLOUR
> >AND THE LATKES WILL BE JUST AS DELICIOUS!"
> >
> >ROSALIE LOOKED TO HER HUSBAND AND SAID, "MORTY,
> >YOU THINK IT'LL WORK?"
> >
> >AND MORTY REPLIED,  "OF COURSE! ... EVERYBODY
> >KNOWS...  RUDOLPH, THE REB, KNOWS GRAIN, DEAR!"
> 
OUCH!!! :-)  [I won't mention the fact that the "dreadful pun" is my 
favorite kind of joke...]
Dave Washburn
http://www.nyx.net/~dwashbur
This time, like all times, is a very good one if we but know what to 
do with it.
                  -Emerson