Crazy OM

marc at marc at
Mon Dec 10 11:33:15 EST 2001

1.  The difference between a hissie fit and a conniption
2.  Pretty much how many fish make up a mess.
3.  What general direction cattywumpus is.
4.  That "gimme sugar" don't mean pass the sugar.
5.  When somebody's "fixin" to do something, it won't be
6.  The difference between Yankees and damn Yankees.
7.  How good a cold grape Nehi and cheese crackers are at a
8.  Knows what "Well I Suwannee !!" means.
9.  Ain't nobody's biscuits like Grandma's biscuits !!
10.  A good dog is worth its weight in gold.
11.  Real gravy don't come from the store.
12.  When "by and by" is.
13.  How to handle their "pot likker."
14.  The difference between "pert' near" and "a right far
15.  The differences between a redneck, a good ol' boy, and
16.  Never to go snipe hunting twice.
17.  At one point learned what happens when you swallow
tobacco juice.
18.  Never to assume that the other car with the flashing
turn signal
is actually going to turn.
19.  You may wear long sleeves, but you should always roll
'em up past
the elbows.
20.  You should never loan your tools, pickup, or gun to
21.  A belt serves a greater purpose than holding Daddy's
pants up.
22.  Rocking chairs and swings are guaranteed stress
23.  Rocking chairs and swings with an old person in them
are history

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