[Homestead] lLetter to Tech Support

tvoivozhd tvoivozd at infionline.net
Tue Feb 8 19:18:08 EST 2005


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A Letter To Tech Support . . .

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that 
the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of 
new space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was 
included in the product brochure.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and 
launches during system initialization, where it monitors all other 
system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Drunken Boys 
Night 2.5 and Saturday Football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system 
whenever selected.

I cannot seem to keep wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run 
some of my other favorite applications. I am thinking about going back 
to Girlfriend 7.0, but *the uninstall does not work on this program*.

Can you * please* help me !!!??? 




This is a very common problem men complain about, but is mostly due to a 
primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 
1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT 
program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by it's creator to 
run everything.

It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert 
back to Girlfriend 7.0. Hidden operating files within your system would 
cause Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0 so nothing is gained. It is 
impossible to uninstall, delete, or purge the program files from the 
system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 
1.0 is not designed to do this.

Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with 
more problems than the original system. Look in your manual under 
"Warnings- Alimony/Child support". I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and 
deal with the situation.

I suggest installing background application program C:\YES DEAR to 
alleviate software augmentation. Having installed Wife 1.0 myself, I 
might also suggest you read the entire section regarding General 
Partnership Faults (GPFs). You must assume all responsibility for faults 
and problems that might occur, regardless of their cause. The best 
course of action will be to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE. In any case 
avoid excessive use of C:\YES DEAR because ultimately you may have to 
give the APOLOGIZE command before the operating system will return to 
normal. The system will run smoothly as long as you take the blame for 
all the GPFs.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high-maintenance. Consider buying 
additional software to improve the performance of Wife 1.0. I recommend 
Flowers 3.1 and Diamonds 2K. Do not, under any circumstances install 
Secretary with Short Skirt 3.3. This is not a supported application for 
Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of Luck,
Tech Support

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