[Homestead] Darwin Awards

tvoivozhd tvoivozd at infionline.net
Tue Feb 8 18:55:37 EST 2005


    Chatting At The Pearly Gates

Two women were standing before the Pearly Gates.

They were new arrivals and comparing stories about how each of them had 

1st woman: I froze to death.

2nd woman: How horrible!

1st woman: It wasn't so bad.  After I quit shaking from the cold, I 
began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death.  What 
about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack.  I suspected that my 
husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.  But 
instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching reruns on TV.

1st woman: So what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I 
started running all over the house looking.  I ran up into the attic and 
searched, and down into the basement.  Then I went through every closet 
and checked under all the beds.  I kept this up until I had looked 
everywhere.  And finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over 
with a heart attack and died!

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer.  We'd both still be 

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