[Homestead] Darwin Awards
tvoivozhd
tvoivozd at infionline.net
Tue Feb 8 18:55:37 EST 2005
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Chatting At The Pearly Gates
Two women were standing before the Pearly Gates.
They were new arrivals and comparing stories about how each of them had
died.
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I
began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What
about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my
husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But
instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching reruns on TV.
1st woman: So what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I
started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and
searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet
and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked
everywhere. And finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over
with a heart attack and died!
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer. We'd both still be
alive.
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