Boker tov - day three - Hannukah Song
rosewalk at concentric.net
Wed Dec 12 09:29:33 EST 2001
>Copyright @ 1998 Erik D. Freeman
>efreem2 at alumni.umbc.edu
>Intro by author: This is a song, that uh, there's
>a lot of Xmas songs out there, but not too many
>about Hanukkah, so I wrote a song for all those
>nice little Jewish kids who don't get to hear any
>Hanukkah songs--here we go...
>Put on your yarmulke, here comes Hanukkah
>It's so much fun-akkah to celebrate Hanukkah,
>Hanukkah is the Festival of Lights,
>Instead of one day of presents, we have eight
>When you feel like the only kid in town with out
>a Xmas tree,
>Here's a list of people who are Jewish, just like
>you and me:
>David Lee Roth lights the menorah,
>So do James Caan, Kirk Douglas, and the late
>Guess who eats together at the Karnickey Deli,
>Bowzer from Sha-na-na, and Arthur Fonzerrelli.
>Paul Newman's half Jewish; Goldie Hawn's half, too,
>Put them together--what a fine lookin' Jew!
>You don't need 'Deck the Halls' or 'Jingle Bell Rock'
>Cause you can spin the dreidl with Captain Kirk and
>Mr. Spock -- both Jewish!
>Put on your yarmulkes, it's time for Hanukkah,
>The owner of the Seattle Supersonic-ahs celebrates
>O.J. Simpson-- not a Jew!
>But guess who is...Hall of Famer--Rod Carew--
>We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby,
>Harrison Ford's a quarter Jewish-- not too shabby!
>Some people think that Ebeneezer Scrooge is,
>Well, he's not, but guess who is: All three stooges.
>So many Jews are in show biz--
>Tom Cruise isn't, but I heard his agent is.
>Tell your friend Veronica, it's time you celebrate
>I hope I get a harmonica, on this lovely, lovely
>So drink your gin-and-tonic-ah,
>and smoke your marajuanic-ah,
>If you really, really wanna-kah,
>Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Hanukkah
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