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  • From: matusiak <dave AT matusiak.org>
  • To: "Internetworkers: http://www.ibiblio.org/internetworkers/" <internetworkers AT lists.ibiblio.org>
  • Subject: Re: [internetworkers] Google shopping in the Triangle?
  • Date: Mon, 28 Nov 2005 15:42:43 -0500

Well, I probably shouldn't say anything since I'm currently under NDA, but... what the hell!

Google RTP will be released on December 24, 2005.

The new Google RTP service will only be open to a limited sub-set of SuperNerds who can program Lisp or assembler code in eye blinks. It will be expected that they also are members of the MySpace Xena Warrior Princess community.

Google RTP will allow these select members to access any information in the world at lightning speeds. They will be able to fly through the air (sans aircraft or propulsion units) and interface with Google Maps, Google Earth and Google Base while flying. Google RTP will imbue its users with the ability to speak any language or dialect the world over (assuming they don't know them already). Google RTP will also offer a direct fiber link to God(TM) or a very God-like entity.

Rumored beta services will include seeing through walls, ESP and lifting very heavy objects.


Don't worry! I will send you all "Friend Subscribe" notices once I've tried it out.

dave ;)


On Nov 28, 2005, at 3:28 PM, Mark Turner wrote:

Tony Spencer wrote:
Does anyone know if Google does in fact have a jet parked at RDU or is it
nothing more than rumor? It would be great to see them open an office here.

http://www.markturner.net/?q=node/1489

Yes, it's true. They're either here or have been here recently. We'll
see what they're up to soon, I'm guessing.

Mark Turner
www.markturner.ne






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