Actually as it turns out I am going to do that. It will be the same dialog
for the past few elections:
"Which party are you registered, Dem or Rep?"
"Neither"
"So you are independent."
"No."
"You have to be either Dem, Rep, or independent."
"I'm not. I'm a registered Libertarian."
"You can't register as Libertarian."
"I know. That's why this is a fascist two party election."