7. Don't go to the Cracker Barrel and substitute toast for the
biscuits. If you do this, everyone will know that you're from
Nebraska. Just eat the biscuits like GOD meant for you to do. And do
not order poached eggs. No one from the south eats eggs poached.
I guess the equivalent would be Up yours or FU or simply the Finger?
13. Down here, "Kiss my ass" is a perfectly acceptable way to close
an argument. You can't get more closure than that!
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