Rules Damn Yankees Should Know of When They Move to (name your
Southern state)
2. Don't laugh at folk's names. Merleen, Bodie, Luther Ray, Tammy,
Mari Beth, Marva, Edna Earl and Inez have been known to whip a man's
ass for less than that.
5. Don't call us a bunch of hillbillies. Most of us are better
educated than you and a whole lot nicer to boot! We just talk that
way to piss you off.
7. Don't go to the Cracker Barrel and substitute toast for the
biscuits. If you do this, everyone will know that you're from
Nebraska. Just eat the biscuits like GOD meant for you to do. And do
not order poached eggs. No one from the south eats eggs poached.
13. Down here, "Kiss my ass" is a perfectly acceptable way to close
an argument. You can't get more closure than that!
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