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  • From: Josh Greenman <josh.greenman AT gmail.com>
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  • Subject: [monkeywire] When It Comes to Sex, Chimps Need Help, Too
  • Date: Mon, 3 May 2010 17:24:04 -0500

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/05/04/science/04tier.html?src=twr&pagewanted=print

May 3, 2010

When It Comes to Sex, Chimps Need Help, Too

By JOHN TIERNEY

The human ego has never been quite the same since the day in 1960 that
Jane Goodall observed a chimpanzee feasting on termites near Lake
Tanganyika. After carefully trimming a blade of grass, the chimpanzee
poked it into a passage in the termite mound to extract his meal. No
longer could humans claim to be the only tool-making species.

The deflating news was summarized by Ms. Goodall’s mentor, Louis
Leakey: “Now we must redefine tool, redefine Man, or accept
chimpanzees as human.”

So what have we actually done now that we’ve had a half-century to
pout? In a 50th anniversary essay in the journal Science, the
primatologist William C. McGrew begins by hailing the progression of
chimpanzee studies from field notes to “theory-driven,
hypothesis-testing ethnology.”

He tactfully waits until the third paragraph — journalists call this
“burying the lead” — to deliver the most devastating blow yet to human
self-esteem. After noting that chimpanzees’ “tool kits” are now known
to include 20 items, Dr. McGrew casually mentions that they’re used
for “various functions in daily life, including subsistence,
sociality, sex, and self-maintenance.”

Sex? Chimpanzees have tools for sex? No way. If ever there was an
intrinsically human behavior, it had to be the manufacture of sex
toys.

Considering all that evolution had done to make sex second nature, or
maybe first nature, I would have expected creatures without access to
the Internet to leave well enough alone.

Only Homo sapiens seemed blessed with the idle prefrontal cortex and
nimble prehensile thumbs necessary to invent erotic paraphernalia. Or
perhaps Homo habilis, the famous Handy Man of two million years ago,
if those ancestors got bored one day with their jobs in the
rock-flaking industry:

“Flake, flake, flake.”

“There’s gotta be more to life.”

“Nobody ever died wishing he’d spent more time making sharp rocks.”

“What if you could make a tool for... something fun?”

I couldn’t imagine how chimps managed this evolutionary leap. But
then, I couldn’t imagine what they were actually doing. Using blades
of grass to tickle one another? Building heart-shaped beds of moss?
Using stones for massages, or vines for bondage, or — well, I really
had no idea, so I called Dr. McGrew, who is a professor at the
University of Cambridge.

The tool for sex, he explained, is a leaf. Ideally a dead leaf,
because that makes the most noise when the chimp clips it with his
hand or his mouth.

“Males basically have to attract and maintain the attention of
females,” Dr. McGrew said. “One way to do this is leaf clipping. It
makes a rasping sound. Imagine tearing a piece of paper that’s brittle
or dry. The sound is nothing spectacular, but it’s distinctive.”

O.K., a distinctive sound. Where does the sex come in?

“The male will pluck a leaf, or a set of leaves, and sit so the female
can see him. He spreads his legs so the female sees the erection, and
he tears the leaf bit by bit down the midvein of the leaf, dropping
the pieces as he detaches them. Sometimes he’ll do half a dozen leaves
until she notices.”

And then?

“Presumably she sees the erection and puts two and two together, and
if she’s interested, she’ll typically approach and present her back
side, and then they’ll mate.”

My first reaction, as a chauvinistic human, was to dismiss the
technology as laughably primitive — too crude to even qualify as a
proper sex tool. But Dr. McGrew said it met anthropologists’
definition of a tool: “He’s using a portable object to obtain a goal.
In this case, the goal is not food but mating.”

Put that way, you might see this chimp as the equivalent of a human
(wearing pants, one hopes) trying to attract women by driving around
with a car thumping out 120-decibel music. But until researchers are
able to find a woman who admits to being anything other than annoyed
by guys in boom cars, these human tools must be considered
evolutionary dead ends.

By contrast, the leaf-clipping chimps seem more advanced, practically
debonair. But it would be fairer to compare the clipped leaf with the
most popular human sex tool, which we can now identify thanks to the
academic research described last year by my colleague Michael Winerip.
The researchers found that the vibrator, considered taboo a few
decades ago, had become one of the most common household appliances in
the United States. Slightly more than half of all women, and almost
half of men, reported having used one, and they weren’t giving each
other platonic massages.

Leaf-clipping, meanwhile, has remained a local fetish among
chimpanzees. The sexual strategy has been spotted at a colony in
Tanzania but not in most other groups. There has been nothing
comparable to the evolution observed in distributors of human sex
tools: from XXX stores to chains of cutely named boutiques (Pleasure
Chest, Good Vibrations) to mass merchants like CVS and Wal-Mart.

So let us, as Louis Leakey suggested, salvage some dignity by
redefining humanity. We may not be the only tool-making species, but
no one else possesses our genius for marketing. We reign supreme,
indeed unrivaled, as the planet’s only tool-retailing species.

Now let’s see how long we hold on to that title.



  • [monkeywire] When It Comes to Sex, Chimps Need Help, Too, Josh Greenman, 05/03/2010

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