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  • From: Michael Czeiszperger <czei AT webperformanceinc.com>
  • To: "internetworkers AT lists.ibiblio.org" <internetworkers AT lists.ibiblio.org>
  • Subject: [internetworkers] Best Book Review Ever Written
  • Date: Thu, 8 Aug 2002 14:15:34 -0400

This is an actual review of Wolfram's book on Amazon :-)
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/stores/detail/-/books/1579550088/customer-reviews/18/ref=cm_rev_next/103-3579651-0501439?show=-submittime

Why you are reading this review

I can only imagine how fortunate you must feel to be reading my review. This
review is the product of my lifetime of experience in meeting important
people and thinking deep thoughts. This is a new kind of review, and will no
doubt influence the way you think about the world around you and the way you
think of yourself.

Bigger than infinity

Although my review deserves thousands of pages to articulate, I am limiting
many of my deeper thoughts to only single characters. I encourage readers of
my review to dedicate the many years required to fully absorb the
significance of what I am writing here. Fortunately, we live in exactly the
time when my review can be widely disseminated by "internet" technology and
stored on "digital media", allowing current and future scholars to delve more
deeply into my original and insightful use of commas, numbers, and letters.

My review allows, for the first time, a complete and total understanding not
only of this but *every single* book ever written. I call this "the principle
of book equivalence." Future generations will decide the relative merits of
this review compared with, for example, the works of Shakespeare. This effort
will open new realms of scholarship.

[...]

It is staggering to contemplate that all the great works of literature can be
derived from the letters I use in writing this review. I am pleased to have
shared them with you, and hereby grant you the liberty to use up to twenty
(20) of them consecutively without attribution. Any use of additional
characters in print must acknowledge this review as source material since it
contains, implicitly or explicitly, all future written documents.

--
Michael Czeiszperger
czei AT webperformanceinc.com



  • [internetworkers] Best Book Review Ever Written, Michael Czeiszperger, 08/08/2002

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