Now here's an off topic I can really sink my teeth into. Guineas are one of the most horrible creatures humans have chosen to collaborate with. The cacophony! Endless and mindless- I'd prefer a half a dozen Guatemalans with weedwhackers- even with all the global warming of those dirty 2-stroke engines.
Anyone who disagrees with me is an absolute idiot and probably gardens with a CD player blasting loud pop music in the background.