Gray squirrels are a horrible pest in your yard or orchard. They are
easily killed by using a wire live trap with peanut butter or corn or
bread as bait. Don't use a .22 to kill trapped squirrels because you
will get blood on trap or you will hit a wire with bullet and break
it. Take trap with squirrel in it and submerge in tub of water to
drown pest. Then eat squirrel. A vertical rat on a tree doesn't
work well. Don't talk about pest control because do-gooder neighbors
will be outraged.
[NAFEX] death to squirrels,
Ernest Plutko, 07/31/2008