To: North American Fruit Explorers <nafex@lists.ibiblio.org>
Subject: Re: [NAFEX] locations and hardiness zones
Date: Tue, 06 May 2008 09:08:35 -0500
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I'm in southern west-central KY - about 70 miles NW of Nashville TN -
in Christian County, home to Ft. Campbell Army base and the Screaming
Eagles of the 101st Airborne.
Lucky Pittman
USDA Cold Zone 6
AHS Heat Zone 7
Hopkinsville, KY
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