Subject: Re: [Homestead] I know I can't be a Yankee..
Date: Tue, 4 Nov 2008 17:33:42 EST
> >Y'all know *everything* is bigger in Texas, even the liars
> and idiots we turn out.
At an interstate produce fair, a upsate farmer was very proudly polishing up
his biggest watermelon when a farmer from Tennessee happened by and
commented,
"Why did you pick that peach before it was ripe?"
Before the upstate farmer could remonstrate, a Texas farmer came by and said,
"Would you look at that! A green raisin!"