A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the
bar and announces, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
Widower Playing Golf
A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One
of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral
procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off
his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.
His friend says, "Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have
ever seen. You truly are a kind man."
The man then replies, "Yeah, well we were married 35 years."
A couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word. An
earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede
their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the wife
sarcastically asked, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the husband replied, "In-laws."