That's .... hmmm how do we address you when it comes from this address? But
that's her version.
What really happened is that she made a bargain to be the uber-homesteader
for 13 years with a metro-sexual Davy Jones, and when her time was up, he
tipped
her the dreaded "Purple Spot"!
"Do you feah ... I mean, honey, really, really feah ... death? Do you feah
that perfectly awful dark abyss??" "Oh that? No, honey, I don't walk that
way
because of the peg leg ..." </HTML>