Subject: Re: [Homestead] Exciting new tomato created
Date: Wed, 21 May 2008 09:49:38 -0400
On May 21, 2008, at 6:20 AM, Gene GeRue wrote:
NEWS PARODY
From The Onion:
Tomato Genetically Modified
To Be More Expensive
... the new tomato will reportedly wipe out four species of
ladybugs.
OMG, they are on a roll.. There is no end in sight.
What's next, parsley plants which debit your bank account for each
sprig you pick?
And then soon after that, feature films wherein geeky but
romantically budding teenagers find a way to foil the new plastic
food and bit-by-bit sucking economy to actually eat healthy. All in
suspense-laden secrecy, of course, lest they be ridiculed by their
lemming-like classmates who spend $3 or more for machine-dispensed
junk food instead of lunch at school.
Roy
Roy Morgan
k1lky AT earthlink.net
Lovettsville, VA 20180