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  • From: Gene GeRue <genegerue AT ruralize.com>
  • To: Homestead <homestead AT lists.ibiblio.org>
  • Subject: [Homestead] To penance or not to penance
  • Date: Mon, 25 Feb 2008 06:23:39 -0700

Sandy: Penance? No pizza for three days. Too harsh?

James: Have a Budweiser with the next pizza.

Lynda: Store bought frozen pizza with warm canned off-label beer?

Marie: Now you've passed penance and moved into cruel and unusual punishment.
That used to be unconstitutional.

It is apparent that my request has not been taken seriously. Such as have been suggested inflict insufficient pain and are therefore rejected.

Upon grave deliberation I have decided the issue for myself.

I will instruct Benny to bite me. Repeatedly.














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