You just pile
your shopping cart and head for the door. Your cart is scanned and your
card dinged as you walk out the door.
Then you eat the turkey and a chip is now in you attached to the side of
your intestine with a special hook and then WalMart tracks you for the Feds
under a Patriot Act contract but soon their subversive but very profitable
marketing department contracts to also sell the info to other countries so
then pretty soon Osama knows where you are 24/7. Wooey!