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[WILLIAM <billymegab AT yahoo.com>]

 A YOUNG HILLBILLY NAMED KENNY MOVED TO TEXAS AND BOUGHT A DONKEY FROM A 
FARMER FOR $100.00. THE FARMER AGREED TO DELIVER THE DONKEY THE NEXT DAY. 

THE NEXT DAY THE FARMER DROVE UP AND SAID, "SORRY SON, BUT I HAVE SOME BAD 
NEWS, THE DONKEY DIED." KENNY REPLIED, "WELL, THEN, JUST GIVE ME MY MONEY 
BACK." 

THE FARMER SAID, "I CAN'T DO THAT. I WENT AND SPENT IT ALREADY." KENNY SAID, 
"OK, THEN JUST BRING ME THE DEAD DONKEY." THE FARMER ASKED, "WHAT YA GONNA DO 
WITH HIM?" KENNY SAID, "I'M GOING TO RAFFLE HIM OFF." THE FARMER SAID, "YOU 
CAN'T RAFFLE OFF A DEAD DONKEY!" KENNY SAID, "SURE I CAN. WATCH ME. I JUST 
WON'T TELL ANYBODY HE IS DEAD." 

A MONTH LATER, THE FARMER MET UP WITH KENNY AND ASKED, "WHAT HAPPENED WITH 
THAT DEAD DONKEY?" KENNY SAID, "I RAFFLED HIM OFF. I SOLD 500 TICKETS AT TWO 
DOLLARS A PIECE." THE FARMER SAID, "DIDN'T ANYONE COMPLAIN?" KENNY SAID, 
"JUST THE GUY WHO WON. SO I GAVE HIM HIS TWO DOLLARS BACK." 

KENNY EVENTUALLY BECAME THE CHAIRMAN OF ENRON.

                
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here here!  I'd love to know if this story was true.  If not, it surely 
epitomizes the dishonest and sneaky tactics that the whole bunch at the 
top used.  I read Conspiracy of Fools last year; great book, even more 
significant now as they are lying their way through their trials....

arlene

>  A YOUNG HILLBILLY NAMED KENNY MOVED TO TEXAS AND BOUGHT A DONKEY FROM A 
> FARMER FOR $100.00. THE FARMER AGREED TO DELIVER THE DONKEY THE NEXT DAY. 
>
> THE NEXT DAY THE FARMER DROVE UP AND SAID, "SORRY SON, BUT I HAVE SOME BAD 
> NEWS, THE DONKEY DIED." KENNY REPLIED, "WELL, THEN, JUST GIVE ME MY MONEY 
> BACK." 
>
> THE FARMER SAID, "I CAN'T DO THAT. I WENT AND SPENT IT ALREADY." KENNY 
> SAID, "OK, THEN JUST BRING ME THE DEAD DONKEY." THE FARMER ASKED, "WHAT YA 
> GONNA DO WITH HIM?" KENNY SAID, "I'M GOING TO RAFFLE HIM OFF." THE FARMER 
> SAID, "YOU CAN'T RAFFLE OFF A DEAD DONKEY!" KENNY SAID, "SURE I CAN. WATCH 
> ME. I JUST WON'T TELL ANYBODY HE IS DEAD." 
>
> A MONTH LATER, THE FARMER MET UP WITH KENNY AND ASKED, "WHAT HAPPENED WITH 
> THAT DEAD DONKEY?" KENNY SAID, "I RAFFLED HIM OFF. I SOLD 500 TICKETS AT 
> TWO DOLLARS A PIECE." THE FARMER SAID, "DIDN'T ANYONE COMPLAIN?" KENNY 
> SAID, "JUST THE GUY WHO WON. SO I GAVE HIM HIS TWO DOLLARS BACK." 
>
> KENNY EVENTUALLY BECAME THE CHAIRMAN OF ENRON.
>
>               
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