Channukah - Latkes and a new Dreidle song
dwashbur at nyx.net
Fri Dec 14 11:02:43 EST 2001
> >IT WAS HANUKKAH AND THE PEOPLE IN THE TINY
> >VILLAGE WERE IN FEAR OF NOT HAVING ANY LATKES BECAUSE
> >THEY HAD RUN OUT OF FLOUR.
> >RUDOLPH THE RABBI WAS CALLED UPON TO HELP SOLVE
> >THE PROBLEM.
> >HE SAID, "DON'T WORRY, YOU CAN SUBSTITUTE
> >MATZO MEAL FOR THE FLOUR
> >AND THE LATKES WILL BE JUST AS DELICIOUS!"
> >ROSALIE LOOKED TO HER HUSBAND AND SAID, "MORTY,
> >YOU THINK IT'LL WORK?"
> >AND MORTY REPLIED, "OF COURSE! ... EVERYBODY
> >KNOWS... RUDOLPH, THE REB, KNOWS GRAIN, DEAR!"
OUCH!!! :-) [I won't mention the fact that the "dreadful pun" is my
favorite kind of joke...]
This time, like all times, is a very good one if we but know what to
do with it.
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