[TFDA] Carbon footprint

keithlane at nc.rr.com keithlane at nc.rr.com
Tue Oct 30 14:10:27 EST 2007


I would think not having to drive from Durham to Thailand (or Apex) for winter league games might go some ways towards mitigating turning an open field into a grassy field.

But then I think of Victor and assume we're all headed towards perdition regardless. That's why I will be driving my Suburban to go cut down some trees, but only after stopping at McDonald's for a bacon cheesburger and Wal-Mart for a handgun. In my effort to recycle I will pick up from Tim Brooks his 17 year backlog of Penthouse magazines which I will, after carefully reading, bury in the dirt under my garden that I have continuously had to water this hot summer, based on advice from Liz and Auggie.

See you all in hell.


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