[TFDA] FW: Your Invitation for Crawfest has Arrived...please fwd!!!!!!!

Christoph Boshoff cboshoff at cohesion-inc.com
Tue Apr 3 15:44:51 EDT 2007


Below is an announcement for this year's Craw Fest.  If you need a
simpler translation; it's May 5th, same place (5216 Yates Mill Pond
Road, Raleigh), same show.  So, starve yourself for 3 days, grab your
cleanest liver and nearest $20 bill to come eat, drink, dance and be
merry.  Camping is recommended or designated sober driving is required.
Please, don't park in the road, there's plenty of space in the back of
the property.  
 
Look forward to great company, good food and awesome live music.
 
Thanks
Christoph
 
 
 
 
 
-----Original Message-----
From: David Stutts,PE [mailto:dstutts at dot.state.nc.us] 
Sent: Tuesday, April 03, 2007 3:01 PM
To: al; bob; Bryan Lich; Chris Kelly; Christina Root; christoph; cline;
ct; Derek Speersschneider; dewayne; Greg Bashor; Greg Torsone; hooter;
Ivan; jer; Julian; Kari Boshoff; laura wood; Lil Hooter; Mark Toburen;
melissa; Michelle Duval; mom; RaeLana Poteat; Rick Houle; root; stenid;
Ted; weasel; weaz; zane; Jerry Warren; dstutts2 at nc.rr.com;
rpoteat2 at nc.rr.com
Subject: Your Invitation for Crawfest has Arrived...please fwd!!!!!!!
 
<Atencion all you Professional Party Pueblos> 
You have received this mensaje because your presencia has been
cortesiously requeste to atende los 
7th Annual Raleigh Crawfish Festival 
May 5th 
Todo el Dias, Todo el Noches 
This is the real deal. Ain't no imitating or limitating. This ain't no
downtown-pay-for-parking-oysterfest-of-two-oysters. And this ain't some
Farmers Mercado-get-there-by-8am-or-it's-gone-fair. This is the one your
madre warned you about and the one your padre still ain't come back
from. And this year is gonna be mucho mas grande and muchos mas mejor
than ever before because this year, it's on Cinco de Mayo!!!!!!! 
Here's the tratio: 400 POUNDS!!!!!!! of the most Gigante Live Crawfish
you have ever serraw are gonna be berled up all Hot and Sainete with all
las lagniappe like Spicy Potatas, Suculento Champino Mushrooms,
Two-Timing Maiz Cobs, Slurps of Garlic Ajo, and Mud-dogs for the little
ni os. Chicken Gallina from the grill will be provided for those who
don't like the shellfish and the Verja-Grill will be open for anything
you might wanna bring tuselves! 
Wash that down with the coldest cerveza dinero can buy from one of our
muchos frios kegs!!!!!!! 
Then after that, wipe your faz off on the sleeves of one of our finest
T-Shirts for sale. You too can prourcharse uno para $15 or dos para $25.
Whatta Trato!!!!!!! 
While you comeat and beberink yourself into a euphoric habitude, sway
and dance and get phiesta phunky with one of our Cuatro Live Banderias
that will be providing the vibrations to the fiesta this anyo. As always
we have the best local musicos providing us with professional grade
sonance and this year will be no different. Oatmeal Conspiracy (jazz)
returns along with Sucking Bumps (rock) and new to the line-up this year
is Potato Gun and Dry Heathens! After-hours jam sesion and drum circle
to continuacion. 
As always, we strive annualmente to bring you the best fiesta in the
pueblecito. To help us make this posible, we apreciate everyone who
volunteers their service and donyates muchos grande dinero to the cause.
This anyo we are asking for donations of $20 to indulge in the
all-you-can-do style of services we porvide todos dias and todos noches.
Help us maintain this anual evente by porviding your mucho-needed dinero
donations por favor! We know we don't have to encourage you to have a
buenos tiempo. Remember: Parking es gratas!!!!!!! 
Can't wait to see you and all the people you fwd this to!!!!!!! 
The Paddle-Jefe 
See the attached flyer for a map... 
  
  
  
 
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