[pbs] OT humor: Gardener's Psychiatric hotline
Kelly Irvin
kellso at irvincentral.com
Wed Nov 5 23:54:24 EST 2008
Hmmm. I appear to have a number of issues I'm dealing with.
Mr. Kelly M. Irvin
10850 Hodge Ln
Gravette, AR 72736
USA
479-787-9958
USDA Cold Hardiness Zone 6a/b
http://www.irvincentral.com/
Theladygardens at aol.com wrote:
>
> Sorry, I couldn't help myself...
> Cheers!
>
>
> Ring, ring...Hello! and welcome to the Gardener's Psychiatric hotline.
> If you are buying plants, yet have no space or time to plant them, you are
> obsessive-compulsive. Please press 1 repeatedly.
> If you want someone else to do the digging, you are co-dependent. Please
> ask someone to press 2.
> If you will plant anything and everything, you have multiple personalities.
> Please press 3, 4, and 5.
> If you are sure the sun, rain, bugs, and plant diseases are out to get you,
> you are paranoid delusional. We know who you are and what you want..just
> stay on the line so we can trace the call.
> If you are sure the flowers are talking to you, listen carefully and a
> little voice will tell you which button to press.
> If you can't throw away a plant, even if it is dying, you are
> manic-depressive and it doesn't matter which button you press.
> If you think your garden is being attacked by evil spirits, press 6-6-6.
> If you continue to plant only flowers with fragrance, you are nasally
> fixated. Please press the scratch-and-sniff button.
> If you occasionally hallucinate and know that this year your garden is going
> to look as good or better than Martha Stewart's please be aware that the
> thing you are now holding to the side of your head is alive and is about to
> bite your ear.
>
>
>
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