Quick survey -- picnic

Kevin - The Alchemist - Sonney alchemist at pobox.com
Wed Apr 26 19:34:36 EDT 2000


(Disclaimer: tongue=cheek)

At 5:09pm Today, I heard David R. Matusiak say :
> JARTS!! JARTS!! JARTS!!

I loved these when I was a kid. Of course, who knew, then, that they posed
a safety risk? Well, admittedly, my sister has a mean dodge reflex for
falling objects, even to this day (some 20 years later).

> not that i'd be one to condone and/or participate in illegal activity, but 
> don't most folks just sneak what they want into the park in their coolers or 
> something??

Or something. I prefer to imbibe before entering the premises. My handy
all-weather carry case (aka my digestive tract) keeps it both safe and
available most of the time. I dunno if anyone will want to share when 
I'm dispensing, but...

> so far, i am donating my services to apply tanning oil to whomever is voted 
> "INW sex symbol" for june.  let me know of any other fruitless ways i can 
> contribute.

Where do we gain entry into the contest? My programmer's butt hasn't
gotten so big I can't win...yet. *smirk*

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