[Homestead] I know I can't be a Yankee..
Clansgian at wmconnect.com
Clansgian at wmconnect.com
Tue Nov 4 17:33:42 EST 2008
> >Y'all know *everything* is bigger in Texas, even the liars
> and idiots we turn out.
At an interstate produce fair, a upsate farmer was very proudly polishing up
his biggest watermelon when a farmer from Tennessee happened by and commented,
"Why did you pick that peach before it was ripe?"
Before the upstate farmer could remonstrate, a Texas farmer came by and said,
"Would you look at that! A green raisin!"
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