[Homestead] Gene, you still there?
VAN DELL JORDAN
vdjor at yahoo.com
Thu Feb 1 11:44:22 EST 2007
Let me commend you on either 1) A very clever joke.
or 2) Very insightful awareness.
Question is What is the signal to contact scorpion man
when we see urban construction equipment at a
beautiful old farm?
--- Clansgian at wmconnect.com wrote:
> > >It's been awhile since we heard from you, that
> was about the time you
> > >had a run-in with the scorpion. You ok?
> > Gene is on vacation for another few days.
> Ha! That's a good an alibi as any, I suppose.
> I happen to know otherwise. After Gene was stung by
> the scorpion, he began
> to take on scorpion-like super powers and became
> Scorpionman, defender of
> homesteaders everywhere.
> In the latest episode ...eh ... sighting.... report
> thingie ... keeping his
> finger .. eh claws, on the pulse of the real estate
> world from his
> Arachno-lair, he had uncovered the plot of the
> sinister super villian, the Urbanizer!
> "Yes, you see, this lovely pristine spot would make
> a wonderful subdivision."
> "But, what's this? Why the ground's infested with
> scorpions, honey, let's
> get out of here, we don't want our white picket
> fence and SUV in this place."
> "Scorpions! ? In Missouri? ! This must be the
> work of .... curses! Foiled
> again! You haven't heard the last of the
> Urnabizer, Scorpionman!"
> Stay tuned to this email list for the next exciting
> adventure of ....
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