Revenge of the Owl Monkeys

Duncan Murrell dvmurrell at nc.rr.com
Tue Aug 1 01:20:35 EDT 2006


Thems good eatin. I'd put em in a pot.

d


On Aug 1, 2006, at 12:00 AM, bendy wrote:

> I make one flip comment about these things over two years ago....
>
> http://groups.google.com/group/alt.music.chapel-hill/browse_frm/ 
> thread/30de330af9dd131
>
> ...and now I find myself afflicted. They're out right now, howling  
> their
> "Hoo-Hoo-Hoo-Hoaah-Hwaah-Ahh-Ahh-Ahh" chant, mercilessly. They've been
> out every night for a week, and for at least half the nights since I
> moved to the neighborhood in June. The neighbors say they hear the
> hooting in the distance, and say it's a new thing. For me, they're  
> right
> in the back yard. A tailfeather was found this morning. I ask myself,
> "Isn't it bad for hunting to be making such a racket?" If this is a
> mating call, I hear at least two other owl monkeys Hoo-hwaahing  
> back to
> get in on the kinky owl monkey action. Probably more. Insatiable  
> brutes!
> Figures they'd be monitoring Usenet, so outre in their tastes and
> habits. Their grotesque, non-Euclidian chanting is driving me mad. I
> warn thee fellow posters, do not speak against these devils.
>
> - bendy
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