Revenge of the Owl Monkeys

bendy bendy at duke.edu
Tue Aug 1 01:00:36 EDT 2006


I make one flip comment about these things over two years ago....

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.music.chapel-hill/browse_frm/thread/30de330af9dd131

...and now I find myself afflicted. They're out right now, howling their 
"Hoo-Hoo-Hoo-Hoaah-Hwaah-Ahh-Ahh-Ahh" chant, mercilessly. They've been 
out every night for a week, and for at least half the nights since I 
moved to the neighborhood in June. The neighbors say they hear the 
hooting in the distance, and say it's a new thing. For me, they're right 
in the back yard. A tailfeather was found this morning. I ask myself, 
"Isn't it bad for hunting to be making such a racket?" If this is a 
mating call, I hear at least two other owl monkeys Hoo-hwaahing back to 
get in on the kinky owl monkey action. Probably more. Insatiable brutes! 
Figures they'd be monitoring Usenet, so outre in their tastes and 
habits. Their grotesque, non-Euclidian chanting is driving me mad. I 
warn thee fellow posters, do not speak against these devils.

- bendy



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