Ditch the guns II

Bo Williams bo at mrboboto.com
Wed Sep 22 11:51:30 EDT 2004


Chief:    Nice beating, Lance.  Especially around the eyes.  Eh ...
           say, where's your partner, where's Homer Simpson?
Simpson:  Coming, chief!
           [a man in a police uniform with mismatched gear and a missing
           boot stumbles in]
Chief:    Now what've you done, Simpson?
Simpson:  I was supervising the guns for toys program!
Chief:    It's "Toys for Guns"!
Simpson:  Now you tell me!

Lumpy J. Onion wrote:
> I suggest buying several boxes of ammo from Bob in
> order to keep it off the streets.  See, if we buy the
> guns and ammo from Bob, we get to save the Starlite
> *and* keep the nasty things out of the hands of those
> people who are ruining our society!  
> 
> SAVE OUR STARLITE!  BUY GUNS AND AMMO!
> xo,
> lumpy
> 
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