Ditch the guns II
bo at mrboboto.com
Wed Sep 22 11:51:30 EDT 2004
Chief: Nice beating, Lance. Especially around the eyes. Eh ...
say, where's your partner, where's Homer Simpson?
Simpson: Coming, chief!
[a man in a police uniform with mismatched gear and a missing
boot stumbles in]
Chief: Now what've you done, Simpson?
Simpson: I was supervising the guns for toys program!
Chief: It's "Toys for Guns"!
Simpson: Now you tell me!
Lumpy J. Onion wrote:
> I suggest buying several boxes of ammo from Bob in
> order to keep it off the streets. See, if we buy the
> guns and ammo from Bob, we get to save the Starlite
> *and* keep the nasty things out of the hands of those
> people who are ruining our society!
> SAVE OUR STARLITE! BUY GUNS AND AMMO!
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