OT: ROOMMATE NEEDED (IN DURHAM)
doctor at doctoroakroot.com
Mon Jul 26 15:42:29 EDT 2004
I used to live in north Durham... but they ran me out for growing the
wrong kind of plants in my yard, lol.
> perhaps i should have noted that this house is located in north durham.
> where the hell else would you want to live? sheesh!
> Quoting rws6 <rws6 at duke.edu>:
>> there is a room available immediately in the cozy home of two wxdu djs,
>> colloquially as FANTASY DUMP. it is a three bedroom house with no fewer
>> three, additional, public rooms. rent is $895, to be split in three. a
>> will be due.
>> while you are likely bombarded by many such offerings, we think that
>> this one
>> a little different, a little special. in fact, we offer you several
>> amenities not available to most renters in the triangle. they are:
>> FIRE, SHELVES, PARTIES, DOGHOUSE, STORAGE, RED PORCH, STREET CRED
>> allow me to enumerate:
>> FIRE: 1) the main living room boasts a big ass fire place and tract
>> this room will put you at such ease that any overheard gunfire (see
>> might as well be a salute to you and that special someone. so get
>> 2) the kitchen sports a GAS STOVE, so you can cook your food
>> fire. this stove will also come in handy for cooking up your heroin or
>> down your freebase.*
>> SHELVES: while many so-called apartments REQUIRE you to provide your
>> shelving, the owners and occupants of FANTASY DUMP recognize that this
>> is an
>> exceptional burden. the available room has an entire wall of shelves
>> just gonna totally store your stuff!
>> PARTIES: everyday is party day at FANTASY DUMP!**
>> DOGHOUSE: there is a huge ass doghouse in the backyard for your huge
>> also avaiable: a doggie-sized swiss exercise ball.
>> STORAGE: between the basement, attic, and four different closets, there
>> reason for you ever to use anything you own.
>> RED PORCH: a red porch fronts FANTASY DUMP, and it's one of a kind. it
>> fucking red.
>> STREET CRED: FANTASY DUMP is located a block away from public housing
>> and a block away from the Triangle D food mart. the block itself, in
>> durham fashion, is as quiet as a dead mouse. but that won't stop your
>> from quavering in their boots and claiming, bald-faced, that you are
>> of fuck mountain!
>> interested parties should reply to this email or call 286.JERX (5379)
>> *applications from heroin and cocaine users will not be considered.
>> **the having of fun not guaranteed at FANTASY DUMP parties. past party
>> have included "viva counts his shirts," and "rick! doesn't have cancer."
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